Your Partner Is Cheating on You, and We Can Prove It

Men are scum, women are scum too. Nobody too normal for this life. You’re the one who has to stay woke to avoid being served a cold plate of breakfast. Yes, I said cold because you could have been served breakfast a long time ago but because were blind to some things early on, you didn’t know. How do you know if your partner is cheating on you?

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Having this knowledge will help you prevent your relationship from ending in ruins. Continue reading to find out.

1. He/She is a Nigerian

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If you’re dating a Nigerian man or woman, I put it to you that you already have substantial reason to suspect your partner of infidelity. Call me racial, but if you’re not suspicious of your Nigerian partner, all I feel for you is pity. Even as business partners, you have to be wary of Nigerians. How much more someone that you’re expected to entrust your heart to? Don’t be mad, dear. Stay woke. Nigerians are some of the most sneaky people you’ll ever come across on this planet and you’re the one who is about to be caught unawares because you don’t know this singular fact.

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2. He/She lives or works in Lagos

It goes without saying that Lagos is a city for only the strong at heart. Mad people here and there and this madness be rubbing off on others. And so even if your partner has a good heart and doesn’t want to cheat on you, my dear influence is a real thing. And in the right (or in this case, wrong) environment, everyone gets to discover a side of them they never knew existed. It is with great sorrow that I announce to you that your partner’s cheating side is about to be brought to light if he or she stays in Lagos. Don’t just take my word for it, you too wait and see.

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3. He/She doesn’t post your pictures

If he posts once in a while, or only posts one or two out of the 138 pictures you send to him, sister be watchful.

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There’s someone else sending him pictures and he has undoubtedly muted you from viewing his status when he posts her pictures. Shine ya eye. It just might be that sister who brings soup for him every weekend from his ‘mother’. And you too you sit down there gulping the soup you should have emptied on her head.

Just look at you. How do you feel about yourself now? Eh?

4. He/She has dimples

If your partner has dimples, be worried. I don’t know how you got yourself into this situation in the first place, but that’s fine. Let’s just address the issue at hand. Your boyfriend or girlfriend has dimples and you’re calm? Small thing, they are smiling into camera, flashing teeth, eyes and dimples. Who are they trying to look fine for? Not you! What business do they have taking pictures or videos of such if they are not into some shady things? And then you’re there so unbothered… Are you joking? No dey dull yourself o.

5. He/She knows all the restaurants in the city they live in

They have obviously been touring the city with someone else other than you and even if it’s someone of the same sex as them, you still gats dey woke cause crazy things are happening.
Even if they have a job that requires them to give reviews on various restaurants, you being the love of his/her life should have the privilege of doing that with them. They have no excuse not to take you along. So if they’ve been to a restaurant that you know for sure you didn’t visit together, they are definitely cheating on you.

If you find out that your partner ticks at least one of these boxes, then you know what to do. You could confront them before you just scatter everything sha. Maybe it not be said that I had anything to do with anything of such.

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