University for several folks is awful to experience, whereas, for some, it is the paramount experience. In institutions of higher education, we meet diverse people, and the people we meet can serve as a lesson or delight us. When I say lesson to us, I mean unpleasant experience. Nevertheless, life at university is beautiful.
As a university student, you would have at a point in time met different guys on campus. Yeah!
I will be discussing different categories of guys on UI campus, truly we have dark in complexion, lanky, fair in complexion, short, fat and many types of guys like that, but we are not dealing with types of guys based on their body types and complexion, but based on their personalities.
These are the types of guys on the UI campus:
1. MAMA’S BOY
Guys in this class are docile; they hardly misbehave. They are the greatest guys to be acquaintances within the school. They are tagged “NAIVE”. When they have a crush on you, they will never admit it, unless the feeling is mutual and you bring it up yourself. They are usually into Art or some creative path.
These types of guys love to go to parties, but their core intention of partying is to get down with all ladies. They are usually found alone since they hate obstructions to carry out their mission successfully. These guys usually put more effort into their appearance and do look more dashing than the other guys.
These types of guys are professional stalkers. They will collect your contact from your friend’s friend and chat you up every day and also ensure to follow you on all social media platforms, comment on your post, like your post, and even go to the extent of screenshotting all your posts and pictures. Nawa o! Monitoring spirit is it?
4. GUYS THAT KNOW ALL THE LOCAL SPOTS IN SCHOOL
These guys are mostly locals; they know all the local spots and hangout locales inside and outside the school. They are good guys and most of the time helpful. One concern about them is that they easily fall in love. If you don’t feel the same way about them, let them know that you truly love them as a brother, to avoid kasala.
5. LIFE OF EVERY PARTY
Guys in this class love to attend all parties inside and outside school, once there will be alcohol hollow. They are most of the time surrounded by guys that love enjoyment like them. A good example of guys in this group is the Keggites.
6. SPIRIKOKO BROTHERS (SCABOUCHE)
This class of guys is the devoted Christian type that loves to speak in tongue every minute or second. They are often seen preaching on campus. They are not the fashionable and dressing-up type. They love to keep it simple. Even if they have a crush on a lady they prefer to send her bible chapters every day and preach to her every day. Halleluiah!
7. BUSINESS MINDED GUYS
These are guys who love to make money, you will always see them talking about one business or another, they don’t have time for school work; all they know is how to accumulate billions of dollars within a year. Interesting!
8. SIMPLE GUYS
These guys are overall best students, they are involved in all activities as long as it’s legit and they are up to the task, be it sport, debate, academics, dating, e.t.c. they are serious-minded.
9. OFF LIMIT FINE BOYS
This class belongs to the cute, handsome guys that are often caught staring at pretty girls in their department, but they will never for once ask them out. Many of these guys always come from wealthy homes, but they will never squander their parent’s money. The fact that they only stare at beautiful ladies, but will never date any is quite odd, isn’t it?
10. SUGAR GUYS
This class of guys are husband materials. They don’t aim to get a lady in their bed, but they will spoil the girl with money and treat her as the queen she is. These types of boys care about you, make you smile, make your day, protect you from predators and go to any length for you. They are sweet as sugar!
Which of these guys do you love?